Wiggum For Prez '08

According to the The Jacobs Media's Media/Technology Web Poll IV, guys and those who listen to "original classic rock era" of 1964 to 1975, will be voting Republican. While women and fans of alternative radio, featuring '80s and '90s rock, tend to be Democrats.

Huh? What if I'm both? (Both a fan of "classic rock" and "alternative '80s and '90s rock", not both man and woman) ;)

It can only lead to three possibilities:

1. Vote for Ralph Nader aka. Derth Nader (fans of the Muppet Show will get that reference)
2. As a write-in for candidates, nominate Jimmy Page for President with Jerry Cantrell as Vice President.
3. Vote for Ralph Wiggum and get to use the cool slogan, "Dig the Wig".

Me, I'm gonna "Pick a Winner"


—b