Wednesday, February 15, 2006

Les Miserables (Miserable?)


Les Mis.
A world-renowned production. But will it pass the "guy test"?

Rewind to Saturday the 11th. Location: The Ordway in downtown St. Paul. Right next to the Excel Center (Go Wild!). 2:00 is curtain call. Let the guy test commence.

GUY TEST:

(In honor the Minnesota Wild, we will grade by goals, not points.)
  1. +5 Goals for being right next the Excel Center
  2. -2 Goals for having to get dressed up
  3. -5 Goals for the CD prices being $50 and $60
  4. -9 Goals for being a musical where every single word is sung
  5. +5 Goals for the music. (It was much better than RENT.)
  6. +6 Goals for a good redeeming story line
  7. -4 Goals for a love story towards the end
  8. +5 Goals for the bar owner and his wife (Very funny)
  9. -2 Goals for confusing names (The only two names I could kinda remember were Jean Claude Van Damn and Corvette)
  10. +5 Goals for the war scene
  11. +2 Goals for having no ones life safe (The kid gets shot)
  12. -6 Goals for being so long (It seemed like 6 hours instead of 3)
  13. -3 Goals for the guy behind me for clapping like he has never seen anything better
  14. +3 Goals to the guy next to me for wanting the play to hurry up as much as I did
FINAL SCORE: +31/-31=A Tie
SHOOTOUT: +50 Goals because Erin loved it and that's why we went
WINNER: Erin and Les Miserables

—b

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

You are hillarious Bernt!!!

Unknown said...

Thx Arika.

;)

—b