Memorial Day Tirade

It was fun. What can I say? Like last weekend, we saw Leif, Cyri, and Kayle only this time they came here.

Some of the highlights were watching the Twins beat the Blue Jays, me not making Kayle cry, being treated to the Cheesecake Factory, spending time with family, me not making Kayle cry, Dairy Queen, watching Kayle be "so big", grilling out, and...well...me not making Kayle cry.

The lowlight had to be the way I "stormed out" of our living room while watching a movie.

(I got you interested didn't I?)

To somewhat briefly recap what I'm talking about: I like movies. Big suprise I know. But I like the "feel good" movies. Yea they usually aren't critically acclaimed or admired for being on the cutting edge story wise but that's not why I like movies. I like movies becuase it's an escape. We all know the world is full of horror stories that are true so why would I want to escape to a horror story that someone made up? There's enough garbage I fill my mind with and I don't need to put even more in there.

Sorry, back to my "storming out of the living room" story.

We were watching the movie Hostage. Not a bad movie compared to today's standards. I get emotionally involved in movies and when people's deaths are gruesomely showed, that REALLY gets to me. I don't know why. Anyway, the movie started out showing a mom and her son being killed by thier husband/father and not too long after it had a woman cop being brutally shot, then, another mother and son being kidnapped, next, two boys (who weren't innocent) shot. The last murders pushed me over the edge. I knew I had to leave as fast as I could.

Unfortunately I waited too long. I wanted the movie to get better. I wanted thier to be meaning behind the deaths but nothing. It just kept coming. I would later find out it was a good thing I left becuase of how the "main bad guy" killed himself. Yuk.

I left the room before the movie was over, no big deal right? Well, I left, but not without all but making a big show of it. Being loud, verbally showing my disgust, and basically just ruining my families enjoyment of the hollywood production. Just because I have a hard time with certain parts doesn't mean it effects everyone else the same way.

The next day Erin lovingly called me on my actions and I apologized to her as well as Leif and Cyri. I told them why I had to leave even though it didn't necessarily make sence to them. They gave me the "no big deal" and I felt better. Why is it that apologizing is NEVER easy?

The moral of the weekend? I don't know. Only that I need to recognize my trigger points and deal with them before I sin against others.

To leave you on a happy note, here is baby Kayle showing us all how big she is while spitting her tounge out at daddy.

—b

Isaiah 24:1 & 2

Wednesday, May 30th, 2007/Isaiah chapters 21–26

GOD'S MESSAGE FOR ME TODAY
Behold, the LORD lays the earth waste, devastates it, distorts its surface and scatters its inhabitants. And the people will be like the priest, the servant like his master, the maid like her mistress, the buyer like the seller, the lender like the borrower, the creditor like the debtor. —Isaiah 24:1 & 2

HOW DOES THIS APPLY TO MY LIFE?
This passage could all but sum up the book of Ecclesiastes. When it's all said and done, our earthly status makes no difference. We all have the same fate. I need to remember that when I get delusions of grandeur or am tempted to look down upon someone whom I feel has a "less important" job than I do.

Copyright 2007, City Vision / John A. Mayer
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PROFILES OF IMMIGRANT GROUPS IN THE TWIN CITIES

32. Egyptian — Pop. 2,000

• Have been coming to the Twin Cities since the 1960s.
• Many hold professional jobs.
• Religion: Majority are Muslim, some Coptic Christians, and few Christians.

Joe DeRosa (Comedian)

Leif & Cyri Anniversary!

Star Wars: The Legacy Revealed

HAPPY 30th BIRTHDAY STAR WARS!

It was 30 years ago today that Luke Skywalker, Princess Leia, Han Solo, and Darth Vader were first introduced to the world. To help celebrate this geek milestone, the History Channel will be airing Star Wars: The Legacy Revealed on Memorial Day at 8 PM. History buffs and Star Wars nerds unite in this anticipated, two-hour documentary.

To quote the offical site:

Through interviews with politicians, academics, journalists and critics, we'll learn about the similarities between the tales of Luke Skywalker and King Arthur and Buddha and Yoda. We'll see how Star Wars' intensely compelling stories - borrowed from diverse traditions, from Greek mythology and American westerns to the Bible and even Vaudeville - force us to explore some of the biggest questions of our time.

Some of the interviewees will be:

• • J.J. Abrams (ABC's Lost)
• • Tom Brokaw
• • Peter Jackson (Lord of the Rings director)
• • Dan Rather
• and
• • Nancy Pelosci (But don't hold that against your viewing it.) ;)
  

Here is the offical "trailer" for the special:




Even if you don't plan on watching the special, I would encourage you to visit the website. It has video clips, downloads, literary connections, and for the true geek, you can "get a call from the Dark Side".

Have a safe and relaxing Memorial Day weekend!

—b

Isaiah 8:21

Friday, May 25th, 2007/Isaiah chapters 5–8

GOD'S MESSAGE FOR ME TODAY
They will pass through the land hard-pressed and famished, and it will turn out that when they are hungry, they will be enraged and curse their king and their God as they face upward. —Isaiah 8:21

HOW DOES THIS APPLY TO MY LIFE?
It's ironic how the people will look to mediums and spiritsts for wisdom (verse 19) but when hard times come, they blame God. Some things never change.

Copyright 2007, City Vision / John A. Mayer
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PROFILES OF IMMIGRANT GROUPS IN THE TWIN CITIES

31. Guyanan — Pop. 2,100

• Most are in their 20s and 30s.
• Religion: Many Hindus and some Christians.

BUSTED!!!

Ah man! One day after I post about how pumped I am to start this discipleship group, I get busted going through an orange light. (Ok so it was red and I have no one to blame but myself.) Some Christian I am. ;)

The following are 2 views of the same situation

1. This morning started off as a "bad" day. It's raining. It's garbage day and I'm running behind already. I haven't gotten it ready and it's almost time to go. Argh! Now I have to pick up all of Bella's dog poop bags which are outside getting wet and we are already late to leave.

Sure enough, traffic is backed up. What, don't people know how to drive in the rain! Come on!

It's 8:16 and we still need to go to the post office to get STEM's mail. The light is going to turn red, but I can make it. What! Oh no, that cop is making a U-Turn! Crap! Pull into the post office's parking lot, and now I have to give this pig my licence and registration while rain is coming through the window. Fine, yea, thanks, just give me the ticket.

And we arrive in silence to work 30 minutes late. Today sucks!


2. I love the sound of rain in the morning. Relaxing while doing my Bible study. I have the windows cracked and a cool breeze is coming in.

Oh wow, time has gotten away from me. I need to get garbage ready and take it out. Man am I glad I keep Bella's poop bags outside, for a little dog they sure do stink.

Sorry for holding you up Erin. I just lost track of time. It's a good thing we don't have to be into work right at 8:00 since we have to pick up STEM's mail this morning. Traffic is slow but not too bad. It has definitely been worse.

Oops, that light didn't stay yellow as long as I wanted. Oh no. Shoot. "Do you know why I pulled you over?" "Yea, I pushed that red light." "Here's a citation, do you have any questions. No? Ok, drive safe."

Sorry Erin. I have no good excuse. I'm guilty.

———

So there was the 2 scenario's. I'd like to say I was 100% #2 but then I'd be lying to you. I was for the most part positive but my guilt and shame sure have made for a humbling morning.

For those of you who know me and my driving habits, this probably comes as no suprise. In fact you'd also probably say it was long over due. God has yet again convicted me and hopefully I have learned an expensive lesson.

—b

Isaiah 3:24 & 25

Thursday, May 24th, 2007/Isaiah chapters 2–4

GOD'S MESSAGE FOR ME TODAY
Now it will come about that instead of sweet perfume there will be putrefaction; Instead of a belt, a rope; Instead of well-set hair, a plucked-out scalp; Instead of fine clothes, a donning of sackcloth; And branding instead of beauty. Your men will fall by the sword And your mighty ones in battle. —Isaiah 3:24 & 25

HOW DOES THIS APPLY TO MY LIFE?
What are we putting our trust in? Possesions, which can be taken away? People who will eventually let us down? Ourselves who are dependant on so many things? Or God who is...well...God?

Copyright 2007, City Vision / John A. Mayer
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PROFILES OF IMMIGRANT GROUPS IN THE TWIN CITIES

30. Serbian — Pop. 2,900

• Like the Lebanese, the Serbian's have have arrived in the Twin Cities in two waves. The first was in the early 1900s and the second wave started again in the 90s.
• Religion: Many are Orthodox and Catholic. Some are Christian and Muslim.

Brad Dexter (Actor most famous for his role in the Magnificent Seven.)

Discipleship

Ever since really taking my relationship with Christ seriously over a year ago, I have wanted to grow in my knowledge and faith. God has been working in me through His word, other Christians, prayer, and a lot of conviction. Last night was another step in becoming more "Christ-like".

(Have I lost ya yet?)

At 6:00 pm I dropped off Erin at J-Bone's so those two could celebrate his birthday with a meal courtesy of Old Chicago. While they were celebrating, I had a meeting scheduled with our pastor (Chris) and two other guys from church. At the very least, the meeting was the start of a discipleship group. But what we are praying for is that meeting was the beginning of another God growth spurt.

Pastor Chris, Spencer, Chad, and I will meet twice a month (initially anyway) for three hours at a time. During this time, we will devour God's word, pray, keep each other accountable, do work in the community, and have fun! Yea, believe it or not, we will have fun.

Anyway, as you can probably tell, I'm really looking forward to this steep learning curve. I have been thirsting to know our heavenly Father better and this will be one more thirst quencher!

(Ok so that last part was pretty cheesey but you get the point.) :)

—b

Isaiah 1:16 & 17

Wednesday, May 23rd, 2007/Isaiah chapter 1

GOD'S MESSAGE FOR ME TODAY
"Wash yourselves, make yourselves clean; Remove the evil of your deeds from My sight Cease to do evil, Learn to do good; Seek justice, Reprove the ruthless, Defend the orphan, Plead for the widow." —Isaiah 1:16 & 17

HOW DOES THIS APPLY TO MY LIFE?
As followers of Christ (having accepted his free gift of grace by His death and resurrection) we are called to be active in righting wrongs. Kind of a Batman of Christianity if you will. We are told to "learn", "seek", "reprove", "defend", and "plead". Being a Christ follower isn't one hour on Sunday, it's obeying Him and acting on His behalf 24/7.But don't forget the first part of the passage where we are to repent and flee from evil.

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PROFILES OF IMMIGRANT GROUPS IN THE TWIN CITIES

29. Lebanese — Pop. 3,000

• Have been arrived in the Twin Cities in two waves. The first was in the early 1900s and the second wave started again in the 90s.
• Religion: Majority are Muslim, many are Catholic and Orthodox, and some are Christian.

Tony Shaloub aka. Monk

Happy Birthday J-Bone!

Erin's Pregnant Playlist

A few friends from church KNOW their music. They are able to critique a song and are actually educated enough to back up their opinion with more than the usual, "I like it just becuase" answer. I am NOT one of those people. If you were to look at my iTunes library, you would see everything from Barry Manilow to Led Zeppelin, Mozart to t.A.T.u, even Keith Green to Pantera. What can I say, I like variety.

Back to the subject at hand. One of those friends from church (Petey) has created a couple of playlists and posted them on his blog. So I was thinking of making one but with a theme...Erin's pregnancy.

The following list was put together by both Erin and I.

• ERIN'S PREGNANT PLAYLIST
  
  1. Baby, Baby — Amy Grant
  For obvious reasons.
  
  2. All I Need Is A Miracle — Mike and The Mechanics
  It took an obvious miracle for us to get pregnant.
  
  3. All Summer Long — Beach Boys
  Yep, Erin will be pregnant ALL SUMMER LONG!
  
  4. Wake Me Up, Before You Go, Go — Wham!
  Luckily her bladder wakes her up before she has to go, go.
  
  5. Hurt — Johnny Cash
  Wow has she had some pains! She hasn't even gone through birth yet.
  
  6. Hot, Hot, Hot — Buster Poindexter
  While she is hot, hot, hot outside, we make sure it's Vanilla Ice cold inside.
  
  7. Until It Sleeps — Metallica
  Erin can't sleep till Brevin sleeps. That little guy is active at night!
  
  8. Big Girls Don't Cry — Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons
  Women have a higher threshold for pain and Erin is no different. Thank you God that men don't have to give birth becuase the human population would have died out long ago.
  
  9. Hungry Like The Wolf — Duran Duran
  Get outta her way when she's hungry!
  
  10. Sleeping In My Car — Roxette
  One of the great places to nap since Brevin is rocked to sleep by the Jeep's motion.
  
  11. Round and Round — Ratt
  Well...what can I say? She keeps getting more round.
  
  12. Beautiful — Christina Aguilera
  Despite having fun with her belly, I have loved how Erin has looked while pregnant. She just glows.
  
  13. Cruel Summer — Bananarama
  By the time we reach August, it will have been a very cruel summer.
  
  14. Push It — Salt 'N Pepa
  Nuff said.
  
  15. Sweet Child O' Mine — Guns N' Roses
  That's what we are looking forward to, our child. At this point, Brevin doesn't even have to be "sweet".
  
  16. We Can Work It Out — The Beatles
  Raising support, Erin being a stay at home mom, and only having one income, it's only because of God that We Can Work It Out.

If you want to download Erin's Pregnant Playlist, click here.

—b

Song of Solomon 7:10

Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007/Song of Solomon chapters 5–8

GOD'S MESSAGE FOR ME TODAY
"I am my beloved's, And his desire is for me." —Song of Solomon 7:10

HOW DOES THIS APPLY TO MY LIFE?
Does my life tell Erin that my desire is for her, and her alone? The way I treat her and speak to her? Ephesians 5:25 comes to mind: "Husbands, love your wives, just as Christ also loved the church and gave Himself up for her,".

Copyright 2007, City Vision / John A. Mayer
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PROFILES OF IMMIGRANT GROUPS IN THE TWIN CITIES

28. Latvian — Pop. 3,000

• Have been coming to the Twin Cities since the late 1990s.
• Most are in their 20s, 30s, and 40s.
• Religion: Some are Christian.

Buddy Ebsen aka. Jed Clampett

Victor Von Doom (Dr. Doom) comes from Latveria, does that count?

Relaxing With the Eidsmoe's

Last weekend, Erin, Bella, and I took advantage of the $3.39 per gallon gas prices to visit the Eidsmoe's. A theme that both Leif and I prayed for, both at different times, and without each of us knowing, was relaxation. We both prayed for a relaxing weekend. Thankfully God granted that request.

We arrived Friday night and after I scared Kayle to the point of her bawling, we vegged out on the couch talking, downloading CD's, and relaxing. I always love, after a long road trip, just sitting down and catching up with whomever we are visiting. It's always a reminder that life happens outside of my little circle.

Saturday I had my morning time with Christ (which doesn't always happen when I get out of my typical routine) and Bella was where she always is which is on my lap eating a bone. Only this time she wasn't interested in eating her bone. Every once in a while, she would hear Kayle make a baby noise and Bella could not eat. She would jump off my lap with her nose stuck to the basement door knowing that baby Kayle was on the other side. That's a first. I used to think the world could end before Bella wouldn't pay attention to a rawhide.

The rest of the day continued to be our theme of the weekend, relaxing. We put in a chick flik (Because I Said So) for the girls while Leif and I burned CD's to listen to later. Relaxing. After the movie we headed out to a park, with Kayle looking like Sir Elton John to enjoy some Wendy's burgers and warm weather. Relaxing. Next we dropped off BK (baby Kayle) at grandma Johnson's and the four of us headed over to Shrek the Third. Relaxing. After enjoying the movie which was fun but not as good as the previous two Shrek's, we gave our patronage to Dairy Queen. Relaxing.

Sunday was more of the same. After church, Leif grilled us some burgers and we sat on the couch eating and watching TV. (Do I need to say the "R" word again? I think you get the picture.)

It isn't very often that Erin and I come home from a trip feeling relaxed. But we both really enjoyed our time and although we have come back to a busy work week, we are feeling relaxed.

Thank you God.

—b

Song of Solomon 4:7

Sunday, May 21st, 2007/Song of Solomon chapters 1–4

GOD'S MESSAGE FOR ME TODAY
"You are altogether beautiful, my darling, And there is no blemish in you." —Song of Solomon 4:7

HOW DOES THIS APPLY TO MY LIFE?
When was the last time I told Erin how beautiful she was? The bridegroom has told his bride she is beautiful at least once in each of the first four chapters.

Copyright 2007, City Vision / John A. Mayer
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PROFILES OF IMMIGRANT GROUPS IN THE TWIN CITIES

27. Brazilian — Pop. 3,000

• Have been coming to the Twin Cities since the mid 1970s.
• Most are in their 20s and 30s.
• Religion: Majority are Catholic and some are Christian.

Luciana Souza (Singer)

Ecclesiastes 3:12 & 13

Friday, May 18th, 2007/Ecclesiastes chapters 1–4

GOD'S MESSAGE FOR ME TODAY
I know that there is nothing better for them than to rejoice and to do good in one's lifetime; moreover, that every man who eats and drinks sees good in all his labor—it is the gift of God. —Ecclesiastes 3:12 & 13

HOW DOES THIS APPLY TO MY LIFE?
I really enjoy the book of Ecclesiastes because it puts life in perspective. It shows us that no matter what we do in our lifetime, God is in control so we need to "rejoice and to do good" in the name of the Lord. Ultimately, it doesn't matter whether we are wise or foolish, rich or poor, attain high job status or work for minimum wage, in the end we all die. We will all be judged. So enjoy life! Realize that this life is fleeting. Take pride in whatever you do and thank God that life on earth isn't permanent and those of us who have accepted His free gift of grace will be with Him forever!

Copyright 2007, City Vision / John A. Mayer
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PROFILES OF IMMIGRANT GROUPS IN THE TWIN CITIES

26. Bosnian — Pop. 3,700

• Have been coming to the Twin Cities since the 1990s.
• Most are in their 20s and 30s.
• Religion: 60% are Muslims, some Catholic, some Orthodox, and some Christian.

Proverbs 29:12

Thursday, May 17th, 2007/Proverbs chapters 28–31

GOD'S MESSAGE FOR ME TODAY
Where there is no vision, the people are unrestrained, But happy is he who keeps the law. —Proverbs 29:18

HOW DOES THIS APPLY TO MY LIFE?
The sterotype of keeping God's law is one of constraint and having to miss out on all the fun that those who don't follow God are having. But contrary to what the world says, those "fun" things end up leaving you more empty inside. A temporary high if you will. But the one thing that will never dissapoint or let us down is following and obeying Christ. The verse even says when we obey God's commands we will be happy!

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PROFILES OF IMMIGRANT GROUPS IN THE TWIN CITIES

25. Japanese — Pop. 4,500

• Have been coming to the Twin Cities since the 1960s.
• Highly educated.
• 53% of Japanese families in the Twin Cities have obtained home ownership.
• The average Japanese household size is 3.1 people.
• Religion: Majority are Buddhist and Shintoist, and some are Christian.

Noriyuki "Pat" Morita

US Soccer Coach

Congrats to US Soccer's interim coach Bob Bradley on landing the head coach position. Despite what ESPN's Soccernet says, I think it was a good move and I'm hoping US Soccer can get back to where it was in 2002.

—b

Proverbs 25:12

Wednesday, May 16th, 2007/Proverbs chapters 24–27

GOD'S MESSAGE FOR ME TODAY
Like an earring of gold and an ornament of fine gold Is a wise reprover to a listening ear. —Proverbs 25:12

HOW DOES THIS APPLY TO MY LIFE?
This verse says something about the reprover and the reprovee. First the reprover had enough courage and love to instruct the guilty party. Second, the one who was being reproved was humble enough to take the instruction with a "listening ear" and the reproof he/she was receiving was for their own good. After all, who likes to be told they are doing something wrong? Plus the beginning of the verse says the wisdom that is being given and received is that of gold!

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PROFILES OF IMMIGRANT GROUPS IN THE TWIN CITIES

24. Czech — Pop. 4,500

• Have been coming to the Twin Cities since the 1990s.
• Most are in their 20s and 30s.
• Religion: Most are Catholic and Christian.

Secret Detractor

7:51 PM last night, Erin and I arrived at the Fine Line Music Cafe in downtown Minneapolis to see Secret Detractor perform. Secret Detractor is a band in which two of our friends from church are part of. The Friendly Stegosaurus triumphs on guitar while "Mohawk" Dave dominates the bass.

The atmosphere almost brought me back to my high school days of seeing metal concerts with friends. It had the same all-black painted interior, multicolored lights, and of course, the smoke machine. The main difference was, well, instead of a metal band playing for a bunch of kids dressed in black, it was some Christ followers playing what has been described as:

"...a synthesis of Static Prevails era Jimmy Eat World and Audioslave. The intensity of Post-Emo Rock, but without the whiney attitude. The power of Hard Rock, but without the ego trips."

Basically, the only difference was Christ is involved. A very big difference and yet to a casual onlooker, an almost invisible one.

The guys up there looked like "normal" rockers and not "Christian" rockers. One had a Venom t-shirt on and leather pants and the other was sporting a mohawk. They love their wives and was even pointed out onstage as the lead singer did introductions, he couldn't help but point out his "beautiful, pregnant wife" sitting in the crowd. The lyrics were uplifting even if you couldn't always understand what they were saying.

During the show, other friends from Hiawatha church periodically came in. It was fun seeing everyone not in their Sunday best. 8:47 PM rolls around and Secret Detractor has finished their set. We briefly talked with friends while trying get used to the sudden lack of loudness before heading out.

It was a lot of fun and something I hope we can do again. After all, it was Erin and my first concert together. Even Brevin got into it as "he wouldn't stop moving". Rock on Brevin, rock on!

—b

Secret Dectrator Sites:
Official
Last.fm
Myspace
Facebook

Proverbs 23: 4 & 5

Tuesday, May 15th, 2007/Proverbs chapters 19–23

GOD'S MESSAGE FOR ME TODAY
Do not weary yourself to gain wealth, Cease from your consideration of it. When you set your eyes on it, it is gone. For wealth certainly makes itself wings Like an eagle that flies toward the heavens. —Proverbs 23:4 & 5

HOW DOES THIS APPLY TO MY LIFE?
Why do we have jobs? Is it for money only or for God's glory as well? If our soul purpose is for money, than we will surely leave the important reasons for life behind. (Family, friends, and our own well being and satisfaction.)

So what then should our focus be? Proverbs 22:4 points us in the right direction. "The reward of humility and the fear of the LORD Are riches, honor and life."

Copyright 2007, City Vision / John A. Mayer
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PROFILES OF IMMIGRANT GROUPS IN THE TWIN CITIES

23. Kenyan — Pop. 5,000

• Have been coming to the Twin Cities since the 1980s.
• Most are in their 20s and 30s.
• Religion: Muslim, Christian, and Catholic.

Sammy Wanyonyi (SWIM)

College Grads

Aunt Robin, Mom, Emily, Aunt Ruth, Cousin Jenny

Whew! Erin and I are still trying to catch our breath from our graduation weekend. Both my brother (in-law) and sister graduated from college this weekend. Way to go you two!

Thursday Erin and I took off almost directly from work to make the trek to Moorhead for Emily's graduation. When we got to my parents place, we were greeted by my dad's new toy...a sound system from Bose. My parents have a 5o-some inch widescreen tv and dad had to make me jealous by displaying the power of his new surround sound with Star Wars Episode I.

It was funny getting scolded by Mom and Erin for it being too loud. The volume was at zero. Yea, zero! I don't know how Bose has their volume measured but we had to watch the rest of the movie at negative ten. (Quite the opposite of Spinal Tap's "11" amp.) ;)

Friday I got to hang out with my dad as I waited to get my hair cut at Fargo's mall. We walked over to Best Buy where we got to add to our "it will never happen wish list". Later on that day my Mom's sister's Ruth and Robin came up. Jenny, Ruth's daughter also tagged along for the ride from Hastings, MN.

That night, we all packed up in the minivan and headed out to the Fargodome to see Emily's graduation. She graduated Magna Cum Laude with a major in History at North Dakota State University (NDSU).

Saturday Morning, Erin, Bella, and I packed up and headed back to Shakopee. We arrived back to our townhome and were greeted by Erin's parents. Kevin and De had arrived the day before to see their son's graduation.

After we said our "hello's", took off in their minivan to Baby's R' Us. Erin and I had picked out a crib and changing table/dresser the weekend before. The highlight of the trip had to have been Kevin's quote:

"I have never seen so many pregnant women in one place at the same time."

...nuff said.

After heading over the Dick's Sporting Goods trying to regain whatever manhood we had left, we headed home to tackle the "easy assembly" of the changing table/dresser. (Actually I need to be honest, everyone else did the work. I took a much needed nap. Thanks everyone!)

After church and a grilled cheese sandwich lunch the next day, we headed out to the campus of the U of M to see J-Bone graduate. He was graduating with a major in Communication Studies and may go back to get a degree so that he can become a basketball coach. (Look out Tubby Smith!)

The temps read 90+ but thankfully there was a strong breeze so everyone who wasn't pregnant was fairly comfortable. While the hundreds of grads were getting their pictures taken, Goldy even made an appearance. (If you click on the picture, you can see our college graduate holding his diploma upside down. That's my boy!) :)

Being that everyone was now graduated out, we grabbed J-Bone's best friend and fellow graduate Snake and headed out to Chili's to celebrate. It was really relaxing sitting and talking while the Chili's staff quickly scrambled to replace the two plates of ours they had dropped on the floor.

Congratulations Emily and Josh on your accomplishment! You two earned it.

• More photos of Emily's graduation can be found here.
  
• More photos of J-Bone's graduation can be found here.

Last but not least, a happy birthday goes out to my brother Leif. (He's the big kid on the right.) He turned 27 on Mother's Day. HAPPY BIRTHDAY COCHESE!

Proverbs 12:26

Monday, May 14th, 2007/Proverbs chapters 11–18

GOD'S MESSAGE FOR ME TODAY
The righteous is a guide to his neighbor, But the way of the wicked leads them astray. —Proverbs 12:26

HOW DOES THIS APPLY TO MY LIFE?
I was convicted of this principle yesterday as our neighbor (Kara) always makes heself available by sitting outside with her dog and has made several friends with the kids in the neighborhood. Kara has been invited to birthday parties and school plays. She has even shared the gospel with some of them. Kara has been a great example of God's love to them and has convicted me with her love for others.

Copyright 2007, City Vision / John A. Mayer
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PROFILES OF IMMIGRANT GROUPS IN THE TWIN CITIES

22. Iranian — Pop. 5,000

• Religion: Majority are Shiite Mulsims, some Sunni Muslim, some Bahai, and a few Christians.

Rudi Bakhtiar (Fox News Channel)

...But I Won't Do That!

Last month I posted an article about rock n' roll and driving. My post was titled "I Will Do Anything For Love..." and when talking with friends, that post has come up on several occasions. Not because of the article I wrote about, but because of the song title I used by Meatloaf. It seems the only thing people remember about that song is that it was used in a Dr. Pepper commercial.

Well, since Erin and I will be in Moorhead for my sister's college graduation tomorrow, I more than likely won't post anything. So now for my 3rd post of the day, I bring you that famous Dr. Pepper commercial via YouTube. Enjoy!




—b

58

What comes to mind when you hear the number 58? Anything? The age of a parent? The number of times you hear about American Idol in one day? The number of wins the Nationals will have this year? For me, 58 represents the number our thermostat read this morning. Yea, 58 degrees.

With Erin being in her 3rd trimester and getting more uncomfortable and feeling warmer with each passing day, we have tried to make her as comfortable as possible. Which includes turning on the airconditioning...all ready. We're not even into the middle of May yet.

We initially just had a window open. When that didn't seem to work, we turned on a fan. When the fan wasn't powerful enough, we moved it closer to her. (By the way, I have worn a stocking cap to bed the past two nights. No joke!) Now we are on to artificial coldness. Brrr...

I woke up this morning freezing and during my Bible study, I almost turned our fireplace on. How funny would that have looked to people passing by. Here it's May and some odd couple has smoke coming out of their chimney.

Oh well, I'm not complaining. After all, I'm the husband, I have it easy...for the most part. ;)

—b

Proverbs 9:4 & 5

Thursday, May 10th, 2007/Proverbs chapters 6–10

GOD'S MESSAGE FOR ME TODAY
"Whoever is naive, let him turn in here!" To him who lacks understanding she says, "Come, eat of my food And drink of the wine I have mixed. —Proverbs 9:4 & 5

HOW DOES THIS APPLY TO MY LIFE?
In this passage, wisdom (which is personified) is calling out and inviting those who may listen. In verse 16, the "woman of folly" is calling out the exact same invitation. We only have two choices, wisdom or folly. One leads to life, the other, death. When we make our everday decisions, we need to stop and think where the results of our decisions will eventually lead us.

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21. Croatian — Pop. 5,300

• Have been arriving to the Twin Cities since the 1990s.
• Religion: Many Catholic, some Orthodox, some Christian, and some Muslim.

Ivan Pavletic (artist)

Infinity MPG

With gas prices at $3.09 here, I found this article disheartening as a gas station owner was ordered by the state of Wisconsin to raise his prices!

A service station that offered discounted gas to senior citizens and people supporting youth sports has been ordered by the state to raise its prices. Center City BP owner Raj Bhandari said he received a letter from the state auditor last month saying the state would sue him if he did not raise his prices. (You can read the entire article here.)

I think I might have to invest in the vehicle that gets infinte miles per gallon...a bike.

The above graphic is actually a t-shirt pattern from Threadless.com. As of right now they are sold out (not suprisingly) but there is a button on that site which you can request a reprint. And with gas prices increasing all over the country, and the site's good reputation for frequent reprints, you can all-but bet on them reprinting them soon.

—b

Proverbs 5:20

Wednesday, May 9th, 2007/Proverbs chapters 1–5

GOD'S MESSAGE FOR ME TODAY
For why should you, my son, be exhilarated with an adulteress And embrace the bosom of a foreigner? —Proverbs 5:20

HOW DOES THIS APPLY TO MY LIFE?
All 23 verses of Proverbs chapter five can be, and should be, associated not only with physical immorality, but pornography as well. Jesus told us in Matthew 5:27 & 28 that even lusting after a woman is adultery.

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20. Ghanaian — Pop. 6,000

• Have been arriving to the Twin Cities since 1990.
• Most are in there 20s and 30s.
• Religion: Muslim, Christian, and Catholic.

Freddy Adu

Brevin Isaac Eidsmoe

Back in February, I did a spin off of the popular Conan O'Brien skit called "If They Mated". I combined a picture of Erin with myself to see what our son would look like. (You can see that post here.) Well, It's about time I told you our son's name (officially anyway).

We wanted his name to have meaning and we always liked the concept of naming after one of our parents. Well, how do you decide which parent to name them after? My dad? Erin's dad? But then that will lead to, "my dad can beat up your dad". Hmm...

One day while on the phone with my dad, we told him our naming woes, and he said "why not combine the names?" Bruce + Kevin = Brevin. Cool.

Presenting the name (kind of jokingly) Erin had the same reaction, a mild "cool". As a few days went on, that mild cool reaction turned into, "it's growing on me and I'm really starting to like it." Eventually, we both fell in love with the name.

People always give us a puzzled look when we tell them our son's name. When it came to tell Kevin, he wasn't to sure about it...till he heard how we came up with it. Then he was more open to it. :)

Back to present day.

At the begining of the post I referred to combining pictures to see what Brevin will look like. Well, since he's being named after his two grandpa's here is a rendering to what our son may look like as a grandpa.


Well...compared to what the first rendering looked like, Brevin will obviously get a lot better looking as he gets older. (Unfortunately that isn't saying much.) ;)

Enjoy your day!

—b

Psalm 145:10–12

Tuesday, May 8th, 2007/Psalm chapters 143–150

GOD'S MESSAGE FOR ME TODAY
All Your works shall give thanks to You, O LORD, And Your godly ones shall bless You. They shall speak of the glory of Your kingdom And talk of Your power; To make known to the sons of men Your mighty acts And the glory of the majesty of Your kingdom. —Psalm 145:10–12

HOW DOES THIS APPLY TO MY LIFE?
"Missions" is not just moving abroad, it's sharing the great news of Christ through word and deed. We aren't being told to stand on a busy street corner with a sign shouting but to talk with people. We speak of our hobbies, happenings, and other interests, why is it such a no-no to share how Christ is working in our life? I'm not talking about judgement or intolerance but of the excitement that only He can bring to us on a daily basis.

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19. Eritrean — Pop. 6,500

• Have been arriving to the Twin Cities since 1990.
• Religion: Muslim, Orthodox, Catholic, and Christian.

FREE* Mother's Day Gift!

Hey everyone, I have a great idea for a Mother's Day gift! Why not let someone else give her the royal treatment? Whether it's getting her hair done, a manacure, skin care, or even a massage. Not only can you just drop mom off and not worry about her, but it's FREE! Yea, F-R-E-E.

So what's the catch?
Let me give you a little background of this opportunity.

Our pastor's wife Nicole, will be interning in Rochester, NY at a theater (PUSH Physical Theatre) in July. She was only 1 of 15 people choosen!

Because she won’t be working for the month of July, and there are costs involved with the apprenticeship (mainly travel to NY and food while there), Nicole and her husband (Pastor Mike) are inviting friends to help sponsor them.

On Sunday May 20th from 1:00-6:00pm, Riverstone Salon Spa in Minneapolis is sponsoring a “Devereaux Drive”.

Basically, you can come in that day, receive any salon service you want, and make a donation of any amount to the Devereaux's!

If you'd like more information to not only give mom a great Mother's Day gift but also help out Mike and Nicole Devereaux, please visit Riverstone’s website for a full list of services and feel free to call ahead to make an appointment for that day – 612-721-1518.

If you can’t make this fun event but are interested in sponsoring them or just hanging out with the Devereaux's, please let Nicole know at nicole@hopecc.com.

TO CLARIFY: The salon services are FREE! The Riverstone staff is donating their time and services so that 100% of your donations go directly to Michael and Nicole!

—b

Psalm 141:3

Monday, May 7th, 2007/Psalm chapters 120–142

GOD'S MESSAGE FOR ME TODAY
Set a guard, O LORD, over my mouth; Keep watch over the door of my lips. —Psalm 141:3

HOW DOES THIS APPLY TO MY LIFE?
Some of my daily struggles with sin include: patience, pride, and controlling my emotions. The battle with my tongue would also have to be up there. I'm not referring to swearing but gossip, slander, and basically not thinking before I speak. I like how the verse refers to a "door of my lips". Only with God's help can the openess of my screen door mouth become guarded like a vault.

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PROFILES OF IMMIGRANT GROUPS IN THE TWIN CITIES

18. Nigerian — Pop. 7,000

• Have been arriving to the Twin Cities since 1990.
• Most are in their 20s and 30s.
• Religion: Muslim and Christian.

Top 10 Summer Movies

After seeing Blades of Glory, TMNT, and Spider-Man 3, I'd love to take advantage of the time we have before our son is born to see some summer blockbusters. The following is my list of 10 movies I'd like to see this summer.

HARRY POTTER AND THE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX

I hesitated to put this one on my list since Harry Potter has become the Madonna of the 80s concerning Christians love affair with criticizing something popular in secular media. I have enjoyed the first four movies. The one main concern I have, not having read the books, is the movies have become increasingly darker. If this one follows suit, I may cross the famous wizard off of my favorites.

THE SIMPSONS MOVIE

This one is on my list simply for nostalgic reasons. I used to love the Simpsons but I haven't watched them for the past five years now. I'm curious to see what the creators have come up with concerning the film. Will the movie mark the end of the Simpsons television reign?

THE BOURNE ULTIMATUM

I have enjoyed the past two installments of this saga. Good action. Leaves you guessing. And they left my feeling satisfied by the time the movie was done. I have no idea what this one is about but hopefully history will repeat itself.

RATATOUILLE

Rat•a•too•ee is another movie I'm basing my wantingness (was that a word?) on seeing by past productions. The Pixar flicks have always been favorites of mine. I'm curious as to how this one will do since there hasn't been a lot of marketing to promote it. It's good to see that Pixar and Disney mended ways and will be continuing their tenure.

OCEAN'S THIRTEEN

My number six pick would be Erin's number one pick as for movie's to see this summer. The first one (Ocean's Eleven) was done very well. Their second attempt was...eh. It's always fun to see a bunch of big names in one movie. I hope the addition of Al Pacino will bring this one back to the original's glory.

LIVE FREE OR DIE HARD

Die Hard 4 really had to fight it out to break into my top five picks. It's been over 10 years since the last one came out so I'm not sure why they decided to put this one out now. Were they in cahootz with Slyvester Stallone, aka Rocky 6? Can you believe this one has been criticized for it's PG-13 rating? The past ones have all had the big R. Good for them.

SHREK THE THIRD

The characters have been growing in popularity ever since the first one was released. Donkey, Princess Fiona, and of course, Shrek himself. Some people liked the first movie better than the second. For others it was the other way around. I'm not sure but if this one is as good as the first two, it will have been well worth the money.

PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: AT WORLD'S END

I'm not sure I agree with my number three pick. If anything this one could have easily fallen further down the list. It's not that I haven't liked the first two. In fact, the first one was brilliant. But I have a feeling I have been getting caught up in the whole "Pirate" hype. All I know is that I hope this one is better than the second one.

FANTASTIC FOUR: RISE OF THE SILVER SURFER

Easily my biggest suprise on the list. Fantastic Four at number two! Why? I don't know. I did not want to see the first one at all. The only reason we saw it was because Erin wanted to see it. But it really suprised me. It didn't end up being as cheesey as the previews seemed. Now with the addition of the Silver Surfer, this one has got me anticipating something cool. Don't let me down and bring on Galactus!

TRANSFORMERS

The number one movie I'd like to see this summer comes to no suprise to those of you who know me. Being a child of the 80s and still a child at heart being I still own and wear three different Transformers T's, this movie has some very high expectations to live up to. These "robots in disguise" have come and gone in several variations over the past 20 years. I guess it was only a matter of time before they made a live action movie of the guys from Cybertron.

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Well, there you have it. Do you agree? Disagree? Do I just have way too much time on my hands? Let me know.

Enjoy waiting in line for Spidey 3!

—b



Friday, May 4th, 2007/Psalm chapters 112–119 YODH

This morning before work, I told Erin "God's Message for Me Today" was mainly about her. She intern responded, "You mean God told you to give me more foot rubs?"

Haha. I love you Erin!

GOD'S MESSAGE FOR ME TODAY
He makes the barren woman abide in the house As a joyful mother of children. Praise the LORD! —Psalm 113:9

HOW DOES THIS APPLY TO MY LIFE?
Amen! Obviously this passage isn't a promise that God will make infertile copules fertile. But those of us who have dealt with the frustration of infertility, no matter how long, have a different prespective concerning the gift of pregnancy. It doesn't make the physical pains of pregnancy easier, but during the harder times, Erin and I are more apt to praise God because He made us deal with infertility.

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17. Filipino — Pop. 7,000

• Have been arriving to the Twin Cities since the 1960s.
• The average Filipino household size is 3.3 people.
• 48% of Twin Cities Thai family have obtained home ownership.
• Religion: Majority are Catholic, some Christian and Muslim, as well as some Filipino cult groups.

Major General Antonio M. Taguba, US Army

Spidey 3 Reviewed

As I was so excited about seeing Spider-Man 3 yesterday, you just knew I was going to post about it today. Without any details, everything happened as I hoped they would. I got there on time, sat in a relatively good location, had fun watching the movie, and left. Boring!

Here is the story with the details:

I met the "Friendly Stegosaurus" in the Minnesota Zoo parking lot on time. (Which was a concern of mine since I was so late in meeting him at the last movie we went to.) Whew, ok next on my "here is what could possibly go wrong list" was finding Tri Dey so we could get into the movie. Sure enough, that was the one thing I was worried about the most and my fears were confirmed.

Two nights previous, Tri Dey told me she would meet me at the concession stand at 6:30. Well, Stego and I got there 15 minutes earlier and waited. While he saved our spot in line, I went to the concession stand, stood on a bench to see over the crowd, and visibly searched for Tri Dey. Nothing. That was to be expected concerning it wasn't 6:30 yet. No big deal.

Well, sure enough, I had just started looking when the theater doors opened the line of people started filing in. Shoot! The theater was filling up fast and we had no tickets. So as Stego got closer to the door, we weighed our options. Either A. step out of line, lose our place, and forfeit whatever good seat we would be able to get. Or B. stay in line and pray they don't ask to see our pass. We chose B.

As the line progressed and saw daylight, we noticed that the staff was taking passes. Crap. So as we kept getting closer to being discovered trying to sneek in without a pass, we purposely walked a little closer to the middle-aged ladies in front of us making it appear we were with them.

We were up...the ladies in front of us handed their pass and we kept walking in with them as if all was well. As we walked by it was kind of like one of those scenes in a movie where the people know they're guilty, and when the person who was offended looks at the offenders, they are looking not-so-innocently at some fascinating aspect of the wall. Success! We got into a movie without paying for it!

So ends today's lesson kids. Stealing and dishonesty is not only encouraged, but fun too! (Ok so that's not the lesson I want you to take with you from this story.)

Continuing on in my story...We got in and chose three seats close to the end of the aisle so Tri Dey could easily join us when she arrived. Being that we got in easily enough, I decided to go back out and wait for Tri Dey.

As I walked back out, I made sure to ask the ticketeer that I wouldn't need a pass to get back in. He gave me the nod and I continued. Thankfully Tri Dey was right were she said she'd be and we both got pop and popcorn and headed back into the theater...this time with a pass I might add. She found a friend/co-worker on the way in to sit with so it was just Stego and I the rest of the way.


*Disclaimer: I will attempt to base my review on what Joe and Jane Public would like to know about the movie without letting the fanboy inside me out.

First question usually asked about a movie is "Was it good." i.e. "Will it be worth my $9.00?"

My response would have to be to ask you what your looking for in a movie. If you are looking for a high(er) entertainment value, good special effects, and will it be a "feel-good movie"? Than I would have to answer "yes".

When you see the movie, keep in mind it is a comic book movie. There are a few cheesey parts and lines in the movie but it has a great story and even better special effects.

My one word of caution: If you have younger kids that your going to take to the movie, I'd be careful during the last 30 minutes or so. The Venom character can be scary.

—b


Thursday, May 3rd, 2007/Psalm chapters 106–???

GOD'S MESSAGE FOR ME TODAY
First I miss last nights weekly Bible study due to Spider-Man 3, then this morning my usual coffee couldn't keep me awake for my daily devotions. Man it's a good thing I'm saved by grace and not works. ;)

Copyright 2007, City Vision / John A. Mayer
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16. Polish — Pop. 7,500

• Have been coming to the Twin Cities since the 1990s.
• Most are in their 20s and 30s.
• 48% of Twin Cities Thai family have obtained home ownership.
• Religion: Catholic and Christian

IMAXimum Spidey FR3E!

The popular phrase, "It's not what you know, but who you know" applies to my current source of excitement. I get to see Spider-Man 3 later this afternoon, in the IMAX, for FREE! Yea...I could end the post like that and leave fellow nerds coveting my situation. But of course I won't.

John Mayer of City Vision contacted me yesterday saying his wife Tri Dey (pronounced Tree Day) has free, advanced showing tickets to the third installment of the Spider-man saga. Tri Dey is opening a restaurant in the Minnesota Zoo (which is where this particular IMAX theater is) and as a perk, she is able to bring a few friends and family to see our friendly neighborhood Spider-man swing into action.

Unfortunately, John couldn't go but honored me with the opportunity to go instead. Not only that, but he said I could bring Erin (or someone else) as well. Being that Erin, J-Bone, and I already have plans to see the movie on Saturday, Erin does not want to see the same movie twice within a few days of each other. So I contacted the "Friendly Stegosaurus" to see if he was interested in going with me. His answer, "of course"!

So while fellow fanboys will have to wait for the midnight showing tomorrow, come 9:00 tonight, I'll have already seen it. (Sorry if I come across as bragging, that's not my intention, it's just that I'm so stoked to see Spider-Man 3, in the IMAX, for FREE!)

Anyway, I need to calm down, and get back to work. Have a great day/night and I'll see you tomorrow.

—b


Wednesday, May 2nd, 2007/Psalm chapters 96–105

GOD'S MESSAGE FOR ME TODAY
Know that the LORD Himself is God; It is He who has made us, and not we ourselves; We are His people and the sheep of His pasture. —Psalm 100:3

HOW DOES THIS APPLY TO MY LIFE?
The one theme that keeps coming to mind in this passage is "pride". Pride is something I need to deal with it seems almost every minute of every day. For example, I'll break down the passage into three sections and show you what I mean by pride.

• "LORD Himself is God" —> Then I'll think, "So. I don't have to obey Him ALL the time."
• "He who made us" —> My tempted response, "But we were the ones who made our son." Or, "I got to where I am in life through my hard work and persistance."
• "sheep of His pasture" —> "Sheep are helpless! I can take care of myself."

Thank you Lord for convicting my through your word and please help me to notice my prideful self and realize You're everything and I'm here today and gone tomorrow. Amen.

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15. Thai — Pop. 8,750

• Started coming to the Twin Cities in the 1970s.
• The average Thai household size is 3.5 people.
• 48% of Twin Cities Thai family have obtained home ownership.
• Religion: Majority are Buddhist and a few are Christian.

The NEW "May Day"

Being it's "May Day" today, I was wondering what is "May Day"? Is it something that Launchpad McQuack would yell into his radio everytime he crashed his plane?

Growing up, I learned we were to fill styrofoam cups of candy, drop them off on someone's doorstep, ring the doorbell and run. And if you get caught dropping off the candy, the person who caught you, has to give you a kiss.

How did that start?

I popped on over to Wikipedia.com and checked it out. I was expecting to see some symbolism and meaning to what I just described. Umm...no. It's actually a pagan holiday that the puritans objected to for obvious reasons. Here is a link to what I'm talking about if you care to read more.

So after reading what it originally stood for and what a "Maypole" was, I Bernt Bruce Eidsmoe, hereby declare an NEW meaning for "May Day". By the power invested to me by the State of Lunacy, "May Day" is now celebrated in honor of our dear friend and pilot, Launchpad McQuack. It is a day in which we celebrate the fact that everytime he got into a plane, he crashed it.

"May Day's" NEW official slogan has been taken directly from Launchpad himself: "If it has wings, I can crash it."

Enjoy your NEW "Mayday"!

—b




Tuesday, May 1st, 2007/Psalm chapters 88–95

GOD'S MESSAGE FOR ME TODAY
Blessed is the man whom You chasten, O LORD, And whom You teach out of Your law; —Psalm 94:12

HOW DOES THIS APPLY TO MY LIFE?
I like how the book of Proverbs puts it in chapter 3 verses 11 and 12.

"My son, do not reject the discipline of the LORD Or loathe His reproof, For whom the LORD loves He reproves, Even as a father corrects the son in whom he delights."

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14. Ukrainian — Pop. 9,500

• Two waves of immigration: Older immigrants came in the first half of the 1900s and newer immigrants began arriving in the late 1980s.
• Religion: Many are Orthodox and some are Christian and Catholic.